Pinkie Pie witnesses The Earth Breaker in action

Next up in the Behind the Scenes mini-series, Pinkie Pie meets Atinui Sanchez of the Delta Squad. You're wondering why and how Pinkie and Atinui wound up in the Tron world... well...

: (pops up behind me) Easy peasy! Atty had this really cool video game that he was trying out! So... I went and tried it myself!

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GODD***IT, PINKIE PIE!!! You and your ability to break the fourth wall!! T~T

: See ya! (zips back into my screen and into this deviation)

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Rrrrrgh... One of these days, Pinkie's power over the fourth wall is going to give me a headache! Oh wait... it already did! T~T Enjoy the scene while I go get some MORE Tylenol!! I swear, this is already turning into a total mindf**k! Geez!!

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After wandering into the world of the semi-online customizable fighting video game Workshop Arena, Pinkie watches in awe as she sees Atinui Sanchez deliver a severe whooping to an already severely damaged Metal Gear... Excelsus from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance to be exact. HOW Atinui managed to get one of these... I don't have a clue! Best not to question it.

: (watching in awe) ...

Atinui: (dodging Excelsus' feeble final swipes with its blades) Geez! For a "weapon of mass destruction" and all that bullcrap, you don't pack much of a punch, do ya? After all, you're just a stupid, ugly, hunk of junk that's about to go to the scrapyard! (runs toward Excelsus) HIIIIIIIIII....

Atinui: SHORYUKEN! SHORYUKEN!! SHOOOOOORRRRRRRRYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

(Atinui... well... Shoryukens Excelsus on the head twice, with the third time sending it flying backwards)

Atinui: (runs again towards Excelsus) BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!

(Atinui flying side kicks Excelsus, sending it flying into the air and out of the arena where it explodes)

CPU Announcer: Human Player EarthBreaker6178 wins!

Atinui: (moonwalks) Yeah! I'm sexy and I know it!!

: (gets flustered quite a bit and speaks sultrily) Oh, you are sexy, I'll give you that.

(Atinui jumps into the air in fright)

Atinui: SON OF A B***H!!! (looks at Pinkie) Who the hell are you!? How'd you get in here!?

: (returns to her chipper self) Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! Nice to meet you!

Atinui: (best James Bond impersonation) The name's Sanchez... Atinui Sanchez!

: Ooh! Good one!

Atinui: Heh. (stretches) RRGH!! That's one thing I hate about pulling off Street Moves multiple times in a row. Messes me up!!

: Here! Let me help! PINKIE HUG!!!

Atinui: Huh?! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-

(Atinui gets glomped tightly by Pinkie)

(bones can be heard cracking)

Atinui: ACK!! I'M... C-CHOKING!!!

[PINKIE! GET OFF HIM!! I STILL NEED HIM FOR WHEN I START ON THE D.E.U.S. E.X. SERIES!!!]

(Pinkie lets go of Atinui, who is now blushing like crazy)

: Well? Did it work?

Atinui: (rotates his back and it snaps into place) ACK!! MUCH better! Thanks a bunch, Pinkie! Man, you should really consider being one of those back doctors! Your hugs would get some epicly high ratings for curing bad backs AND making sad people feel a whole lot better! Better than going to a spa, even!

: (squees) EEEE!!! (glomps Atinui again)

Atinui: (blushes) Y'know, I could actually get used to this! If she would just let me (choke) breathe!!

[Just a fair warning... if her hair turns all flat, straight and droopy... RUN!]

Atinui: Um... why?

[Just RUN if it happens unless you want her yandere cupcake-obsessed alter ego to turn you into cupcakes!]

Atinui: (snorts) Really? A girl as sweet as sugar like this one... turn ME into a cupcake!? Are you kidding me?! I'd let her make me a cupcake ANY day! HER cupcake, that is!

[... THAT... was one stupid pun, Atinui, and YOU know that!]

: Oh! Speaking of cupcakes, let's go get some! (walks off with Atinui)

[... (sigh) I'd better get Andromeda to keep an eye on those two.]

Anyway...

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